MASH-UP: Trump’s al-Baghdadi Speech & Obama’s Bin Laden Speech

BY THE WAY, WHEN OBAMA WENT ON TV TO NUANCE THEY KILLED BIN LADEN, HE SPOKE FOR 9 1/2 MINUTES. TRUMP YESTERDAY DID 48 MINUTES ON THIS. FOR FURTHER COMPARISON WE THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE FUN TO MATCHUP TRUMP’S SPEECH ABOUT AL-BAGHDADI WITH OBAMA’S ABOUT BIN LADEN AND WE WERE RIGHT. IT WAS. >> THE UNITED STATES HAS CONDUCTED AN OPERATION THAT KILLED OSAMA BIN LADEN. >> ABU BAKR AL-BAGHDADI IS DEAD. >> THE UNITED STATES LAUNCHED A TARGETED OPERATION AGAINST THAT COMPOUND. >> THEY DID A LOT OF SHOOTING AND THEY DID A LOT OF BLASTING. EVEN NOT GOING THROUGH THE FRONTDOOR. YOU KNOW, YOU’D THINK YOU GO THROUGH THE DOOR. IF YOU’RE A NORMAL PERSON, YOU SAY KNOCK KNOCK, MAY I COME IN?>> AFTER A FIREFIGHT THEY KILLEDOSAMA BIN LADEN AND TOOK CUSTODYOF HIS BODY. >> HE DIED LIKE A DOG. >> BUT HIS DEATH DOES NOT MARK THE END OF OUR EFFORT. >> A BEAUTIFUL DOG. A TALENTED DOG. >> WE GIVE THANKS FOR THE MEN WHO CARRIED OUT THIS OPERATION. >> AND I DON’T GET ANY CREDIT FOR THIS, BUT THAT’S OKAY. I NEVER DO. BUT HERE WE ARE. >> MAY GOD BLESS YOU AND MAY GODBLESS THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. >> AND I’M WRITING A BOOK. I’M GOING TO WRITE 12 BOOKS. ALL DID VERY WELL.

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